James Anne Eldridge

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Lesbian Vampire Killers! What will they think of next?

Sneaking in at five, and then getting woken up at eight by my little sister is what reminded me that today was Christmas Eve. Well. It was her screaming it at me actually.

I know, cry more. I don't mind it really, I just sent her off to wake up someone else.

Anyway. I did originally just log on to wish everyone a Happy Christmas. I hope you all get what you want!

Shaun of the Dead is an excellent movie.

What's everyone up to?

( Filtered to Imogen )

Thank God I've no longer got a cock!

That is all.

What the fuck? Seriously. What the fucking fuck?

Why do I look like Joss? It's not that I don't appreciate my name and gender finally matching up but I'd like to have my tits back now please.

I’m bored, so here’s a scenario: There’s a bomb that’s about to go off and due to some nefarious science that I’m not aware of, the bomb will cause everyone to kill all the puppies in the world, cause everyone to destroy all the music in the world apart from anything created by Disney stars (such as Miley Cyrus) and will make Sarah Palin supreme empress of the world.

To save the puppies, music and to keep Sarah Palin in Alaska (where she can see Russia from her house) you have to spend five hours in a lift with Paris Hilton without killing her.

What do you do?

I've started my Christmas shopping. This is bad, isn't it? At least I haven't started listening to Christmas music yet. I think Joss would kill me.

I think I'm going to hit a club or two tomorrow night. Should be fun!

I've started applying for universities. It’s probably the most boring thing in the fucking world. I'm not even sure if I want to go, but it makes more sense to apply and just decide later. Fuck, I hate making decisions.

I'm the hair and make up assistant on RENT. That should be a right bloody laugh!

My sweet and loving best friend and brother finally managed to bully me into getting an online journal.

I'm not auditioning for RENT, I've got too much going on with Student Body and pretending to apply for university. Although seeing Joss wearing one of my dresses will never, ever stop being bloody funny. He looked very... pretty.

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